People trying to figure out the gender of a robot

When the horror surival game "5 Nights At Freddy's" came out, people didn't only start writing shitty porn and romance stories about these murderous animal robots whos only purpose is to jumpscare and kill you, everybody also started way too many serious discussions about whether a robot is male or female.
This I especially noticed when the sequel came out.

These are robots, people. When a robot has eyelashes or a female name, it doesn't make it female. You need a vagina and a womb to be female. The same rules apply to "male robots" as well. These robots are all "its", not hes or shes.
If more people had logic, the world would've been spared of these horrible fanfictions. Just what is wrong with you.

Mac computers

Unbearably stupid systems that make the promise of staying virus-free hardly worth going through figuring out the overcomplicated layout.
Also, for something that assures it cannot have viruses or malware, I can't say the millions of pop-ups and advertisement banners my sister's boyfriend gets when browsing the internet convinces me of that fact. If the claim is that "at least your files will be safe and it's just when browsing", I am not impressed. Especially not when looking at the price tag of these things.

Mac is certainly not for the regular person, and while I've had a Mac in front of me more than once, I can't help but grunt every time I meet up with this thing. There is no getting used to it, it lacks logic. It's like Apple watched Windows and said "We can make the same thing, but make it so complicated, nobody could ever say we're copying these guys, and people who willingly buy our computers will feel smarter than the rest of the world".

When people get more famous than me for doing the same thing

And doing it weeks, months or years later.

Let's not pretend that no one wants to get famous, or at least "well-known", and I'm not going to pretend to be modest. It stings when your idea could've taken you to the top, but instead, it brought someone else to the top or that person gets all the credit for it.

Though, it's usually the case that that person was already better known than you, and then it only makes sense when they get the credit.

Asking respect for bad behaviour

A little while ago I heard the song "Stay High" (the Habits remix) for the first time, and while I really like it, upon taking a closer listen to the lyrics and having listened to the original song, I was already thinking about writing an article about my dislike for people who drink and fuck their brains out just because they're depressed, but after reading the comments on both songs, there was something that annoyed me a bit more.

There are actually people that say things like "The disapproving people just don't understand, they haven't experienced real sorrow", or something in that sense.

What? So, are we supposed to understand and respect those who land their tongue in the throat of every person they come across, just because their partner broke up with them? Their ex will be thrilled to know that, especially when he/she is considering to come back to them.
Never mind that an ended relationship is hardly a reason to act like a bitch (go to a third world country to get some real problems), how about demanding our respect for the people who actually get help and go to therapy, or those who simply don't drink, party and have sex till they drop to "numb the pain"?
Our society is so trained to embrace the extreme cases, while we ignore all the good efforts done by people who experienced the same pain, or even worse.

Do not ask me to respect addicted whores. There is never a good reason to be an addicted whore.

The Pokémon characters in Smash Brothers

I've seen multiple announcements of "all the amazing" playable/unlockable characters in the new Super Smash Brawl float by, but I'm not sure if I'm really impressed.

Why do we always get these specific Pokémon characters? The Pokémon you get to play as are always so random, I'm not sure what the point is. The continuous return of Pikachu is the only one that makes sense.
Nintendo's choice to add Mewtwo in the second game was understandable as well, as he was a legend in and outside of the game, but why was Lucario the one to stay? Why did we get the Pokémon trainer character, which is basically all 3 starter Pokémon in one? And why Jigglypuff? The thing sucks and already looks too much like Kirby.

Why did Mewtwo never make a return to the Smash Brawl series; but friggen Jigglypuff and Lucario do? Of all starter Pokémon, why do we have Charizard in this new instalment? Of all the new starter Pokémon, why Greninja? He's the least cool, in my opinion.

I once thought that they were following this rule where the most popular Pokémon at the moment gets added, but if that were the case, Lucario and Jigglypuff would not be in this game two times in a row, and characters like Meowth or Zoroark would be a part of it by now.

The Voice Kids Australia

I talked about the bullshit that happens on TV talent shows before, but while I'm watching this year's The Voice Kids auditions from Australia, I just can't contain myself:

I found the judges on this particular version of the show to be sucking the dick of every child that hits the stage. This in the sense they turn their chairs for every single shitty singer that barfs out their song, simply because it's a child.

How will you teach children anything if you make them believe a "try" is the same as a "victory"? You don't have to be a dick, but come on, send these children away with some helpful criticism. While I'm browsing through the Australian auditions, I have yet to find one singer I even slightly like, but these pussy judges turn their chairs for all of them. Just what the shit. The fact the ability to vote is disabled on these videos says enough.

I'll give you the last drop and motivation for this article:

Is the BubblegumxMarceline claim a lie?

ORIGINAL POST:

A little while ago it's been confirmed that princess Bubblegum and Marceline from Adventure Time were in a relationship once.

While I can't say that canon homosexuality impressed me, as it's an easy way of gaining a fanbase and being called "clever", I should still give the creators of the show credit for making a bold move in a shitty society like ours.
Still, it's too bad that this revelation was totally pointless to announce, as it's been said it will never be portrayed in the show or comics, for obvious reasons. It basically has as much importance in the story and to the characters as Dumbledore's confirmed homosexuality in the Harry Potter series. So, while we're giving out random personal information, why not mention all the cartoon characters who are heterosexual in the future? Apparently we all want to know this more than anything else.

Anyway, this pairing itself is not the reason I started this article. I started it for those cheering fans who now yell "We told you so" and "Fuck yeah, the rumors are true".

You mean the same rumor that revolves around every single damn cartoon character in existence? 

The claim that everything and everyone is gay for everything and everyone? 

Not because it might be true, but just because it looks so "kawaii"?

Bubblegum and Marceline were guessed to be gay for each other, because Bubblegum cherished a t-shirt that Marceline once gave her, or something like that, and I can't consider a scene like that to be solid proof of their sexual feelings for each other. It just as wel could've been proof of a close friendship. So, excuse me for not buying it right away.
Let's not pretend that Bubblegum and Marceline's case is nothing like all the other homosexual claims concerning fictional characters; fans were again just spouting bullshit, and this time it worked out.

But well, Bubblegum and Marceline, rock on.
...
Except, no, because your relationship is over and will never have a solid mention ever.
Never mind, you two are pointless.
Back to Finn and Flame princess we go.


UPDATE 06-09-2014:

This article was once named "The BubblegumxMarceline confirmation", but right after I felt motivated and polite enough to draw and upload a drawing to support this pairing on Deviantart, even though I gender-swapped the characters, it didn't take long for someone to come along and tell me it was a joke from the voice actor who made the claim.
The actor's original Twitter message confirming this is gone, as she apparently got butchered and cursed to Hell by the fangirls, but it said:

"I like to make things up at panels. Ya'll take my stories way too seriously..."

What the fork? She made this claim on a Q&A, for Pete's sake, you go there to ask questions and get them answered. If you have to depend on the kindness of the people sitting on stage to answer your questions truthfully, why even bother arranging/attending these events.
I can go on the internet and ask a random person about a show if I want to get bullshitted.

While I portayed my dislike for slash fangirls on this same blog, I feel urged to take their side on this. This is a strange prank to be pulling on people who thought they could embrace two bisexual (you're not really homosexual if you date the opposite gender later on) characters in a show that isn't South Park or Ren & Stimpy.
Even so, that is their view, not mine. I'm not bothered because the pairing could've been that "revolutionary first stone in animation" or because I wanted it so badly, because I don't. I never considered Bubblegum and Marceline to make a cute or logical pair, and I wasn't expecting or wishing for a confirmation like this.

No, what bothers me is that someone, who has the knowledge, lied about something people obviously care about. It's a sad thing that a fictional character's sexual orientation is so important to people, but it simply is.
Then again, maybe it isn't that aspect that people wanted to know. Perhaps people just wanted to know that Bubblegum and Marceline once loved each other.

It's hard to respect a person who is allowed to speak as an authority and then yells "JK!" whenever it suits them. She could've told fans she was shitting them when she was still at the Q&A, instead of laughing at them for believing her the next day. Do you value your fans this little?

But I'll be honest that the fangirls haven't been that polite, either. I already described how they responded, they're fangirls.

Even so, when reading the comments responding to the Tweet at Reddit, I got doubts about the whole situation. Was this really just a pointless joke, or did she get in trouble for revealing the truth. We know there are alot of God-fearing parents who would go beserk over a claim like this one, and that would mean the end of Adventure Time.
Then again, we shouldn't exclude the possibility that this voice actor is just a bitch.

Women who order salad

A cliché that too often is reality. Order a hamburger for a change, live a little.

Those few dislikers on obviously good Youtube videos

Who are these people?
What's going through their head when they click that thumbs down?

Shooting fights where nobody ever hits each other

Especially loved on television.

Skyler from "Breaking Bad"

Hate, hate, hate this character.

Grease

It has good songs. And that's it.

The movie teaches us that it's alright if your lover makes a fool out of you in front of his friends and is more shallow than a puddle of baby spit, since you can just change everything about yourself to win him back, as he'll totally still deserve you, and you two will fly away in a car smiling and waving. What a great base for a true and everlasting relationship.

What a load. There is not a single character in this movie you can cheer for, they are either terrible or stupid. 
Why does this movie even exist? Who sat down and thought "Yes, this painfully realistic high school-bullshit is something people want to see"?

Not even the unholy catchy songs make me want to watch this movie ever again. I'll just look up the songs at Youtube.

Feminists

Feminism once stood for something, but now turned into a group of whiny women-children who criticize posters and video games that dare to portray women with breasts slightly bigger than a B cup and spend all of their time sharing the word that all men are Satan.

Feminism was never about dragging another gender through the dirt, it simply wanted to change the unfairness the female gender faced at the time.
But now it's all about how skimpy the women are clothed on the covers of magazines and what a sexist bastard Robin Thicke is for his "Blurred Lines" music video; not realising that the women involved fully cooperated and were paid well to show off their hips. And whether you like it or not, the same goes for most porn videos you despise as well.

Can we really compare these non-issues to the lack of freedom and care women still get in faraway countries? Why are you girls wasting your time on this nonsense? You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Hiccup's mother from "How To Train Your Dragon 2"

This sequel came out a little while ago, and next to a fairly bland plot, it introduced us to Hiccup's mother. I didn't know anyone cared, but they included her anyway.

The reason for this woman's absence was unmentioned in the original movie, but everyone assumed her to be dead, and this movie reveals that they believed dragons had killed her.
It's a very crucial bit of information that would've explained Hiccup's father's reluctance to listen to his son and befriend the dragons in the first movie, but since they said nothing about the mother's cause of death then, I can only assume the writers just now came up with the idea to link Hiccup's mother to the creatures.

So, what is this woman's backstory? It appeared that she was such a people-hating hippy, she decided to ditch her own baby and husband to live with the dragons who abducted her. Brilliant. 

The fairly collected reaction from Hiccup upon meeting her and the lack of "WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME, WHY?! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE A BABY BEHIND! SHIT, MOM, YOU'RE MESSED UP!" in the conversations with her made me..quite furious, actually. I was happy the movie paused after that scene, as I needed the time to digest this bull.

The movie tries to portray this woman as some kind of awesome warrior and dragon trainer who did what she had to do, and deserves her son's forgiveness for "perhaps slightly overreacting", but I find her a terrible woman who only cares about herself. She just uses the excuse that she felt Hiccup was saver without her to make her appear less of a selfish bitch.
But her excuse simply made no sense, as she already discovered dragons were peaceful creatures, since she is living with the damn beasts since day 1. How would Hiccup be saver without her? She's always been right about the dragons, and she knew that. The dragons wouldn't kill Hiccup, so what's the danger she wanted to keep him from?
I just hate this character so much. She even dares to hestitate about returning to her husband and child, even after knowing the whole village accepts dragons. Just what is this woman's deal? 

The way she acts and the way she talks to Hiccup makes me think she is mentally crippled and socially awkward. Who chooses a bunch of flying lizards over their own flesh and blood? No good and mentally sane mother thinks her absence is best for her family, they consider themselves best for their family.
She is a shitty addition to the movie. I'd rather have her dead, if this was the story and character they'd be going for.
When her husband dies, you see everyone crying, but her face is the dryest of all.

Every time I see this woman, I feel so angry. 

Pogo

Dearest Fagottron, I'm just not feeling it anymore.

Not to sound like a hipster, but his work was in my favourites far before he turned into a Youtube celebrity and decided to show his face to everyone.
You can make the argument that I'm so hipster, I just "think" his older work is better because it's from a period where he was "slightly less popular", but that would mean the Spongebob remix wouldn't do it for me either. And that's not true.
 
Of course, not everything from the past was equally great, but his newer productions just sighs "bored of this". It's as if the guy is getting tired of trying to come up with melodies. His current remixes just don't make me boogie.

Either this guy is not having a good year, or he's being pushed/pressured by others.

People who have more children than they care to have a relationship with

I once read about a social research that shared the conclusion that human beings can really only befriend 5 people at a time. 5 people is pretty much the max you can be truly close with, and when looking at myself and other people, I can agree with that.

With that in mind, why do certain social structures created by people exist?
For example, the concept of a harem is a waste of time. You cannot love all these women equally, not to mention men are done and satisfied after 1 minute of sex, so it's overkill. And then there are the hundreds of children his harem shits out, and they will meet with the same neglect from this man who already has no relationship with most of his wives.
Do people still consider mindless procreation the meaning of life? What is the value in that? There can be no value in the creation of life if no one values life.

I remember seeing a reality tv-show that centered around a couple that had many children of their own, but they also had some kind of adopting-addiction, "because they love children so much".
But no, you don't love them if you can't give them the attention they deserve. Just because they have a roof over their head and food on their plate doesn't mean they are better off. A common orphanage offers them the same deal. When you enter a real family, you're supposed to feel loved, that is the key difference.
Even the children they interviewed in that show said they hardly got any attention from their parents, and it made them sad. It makes me sad as well.

"Happy" the new McDonald's mascot

Not exactly new anymore, but I still remember the moment I saw this thing on television for the first time. As scary Ronald the McDonald's clown is, there is one thing I hate more than clowns:

The rabbids from Rayman, the minions from Despicable Me, the snails from Flushed Away, and the fish from The Lorax.

They were never funny. They simply never were. Yet were are stuck with simple-minded people who keep worshipping this concept of large-mouthed, high-pitched screaming or singing 3D characters, who are their own dubious breed and get rewarded with too much screen time or their own series and games.

I think I have said before that the rabbids get a free pass, as they are the first, but the minions alone can go drink a bathtub of lava. The "humor" that comes from them is too dependant on the way their voices sound, but actual jokes are absent. Why are people even entertained by this?
And now we have a red box with a huge mouth and eyeballs that reminds us of something else. Not something better, mind you, but the fact this is an obvious clone of an obvious clone makes it worse.
Stop making rabbids, everyone.

Orange is the New Black

I have watched both seasons in full, and I wonder why.

I am not fond of sex scenes in movies and series, because it almost never serves any purpose in the story. The series could've been a whole lot more subtile about the lesbian sex going on in prison, but it isn't, and it's like you're watching the results of some pervert's sex fantasy.
Besides that, I'm one of those people who doesn't believe everyone turns homosexual the moment they're in a situation like this, so it's even harder for me to watch a girl who's only been there for 2 days "enjoy" another girl's face in her crotch. I won't ignore the act itself happens in prisons, but Jesus, people.

Even so, while the neverending scenes of the fingering of lady crotch annoyed me in the beginning, I soon found myself getting annoyed by something even worse:

The main character. She is a load of bitch.

When the series starts off, you find yourself siding with the main character, as she appears to be this nice blonde lady who was just a victim of the past. But it doesn't take her long to jump back into her ex-girlfriend's arms, the one who is basically to blame for her confinement, and forget all about her loyal fiancé waiting for her at home.
This nonsense goes back and forth, and with the introduction of the second season, the continuous indecisiveness of the main character just drives you insane. Mentioned fiancé was clever enough to ditch her after her sex adventure, and that makes him the best character in the series.
There is nothing likeable about the main character.

What bothers me is that it's not cleverly written indecisiveness, the character just seems like a slut who jumps on whoever she finds comfort in at that moment. Oh, except of course crooked-eyed ladies, as she still dares to have standards; it has to be the only other two people who ever loved her she needs to emotionally destroy.

She is almost evil and her disloyalty is enraging, and it doesn't help that when her ex-fiancé is honest enough to tell her he has found a new partner in her best friend, something he's fully allowed to do, she feels entitled to be angry with him. Why? They broke up long ago, and just because you tried to blow him in the bathroom of your own grandmother's funeral, shame on you, doesn't mean there was ever a chance for you.

But like the hypocrite she is, she is angry with him and her friend, and she crawls back to her ex-girlfriend as an attempt to take revenge on them, who, by the way, by that time again had stabbed her in the back.

This character is shitty and her ex-girlfriend is shitty. The fact they are based on real people scares me, as I don't want these kind of people to exist. I'm just tired of counting the times people "betray" each other in this series. There seem to be no real friendships going on, as the series is too focussed on all this other bull.

But I guess the reason I watch it is because of the few stories that are interesting.

While I hate the pregnant Latina girl, as she is a total bitch and there is no real chemistry between her and her guard boyfriend, the story itself appeals to me. Especially when the other guard who is in love with her is involved.
And even the relationship that the religious nut gets with the counsel is interesting. But the series doesn't work these stories well, and I'm not sure what to blame. Is all this supposed to be like this or is it bad writing?

I don't understand it, as all scores for this series is going through the roof. Are people these days hypnotised by sex scenes, perhaps? Is that why I don't understand Game of Thrones, either?
I'm not charmed or enlightened by this show, neither do I consider it an experience.

Wii U

I hoped that the Wii U would've died the second it was announced to be pointless shit, but it's still here, and I keep seeing awesome and interesting games being published for it. And only for it. I'm conflicted about what to do.

I don't want to buy something that's basically one big, battery-devouring, expensive Wii remote that pretends to be its own console. It's merely a pointless extension for the Wii nobody asked for, and since I already have a Wii, I don't feel much for buying a tablet that, let's be honest, most games don't get the full potential out of; and in most the big screen only shows you the menu or map.
Does Nintendo really think people are that lazy they don't want to press a button to see the menu anymore?

The Wii U is nothing special and it just reminds me of the Nintendo DS/3DS. Which I also have. Why should I have to buy things double, just to play the games I want to play? Why can't Nintendo have a little care for its fans and release their games for more consoles? Why do I need this iPad when I want to have Zelda's Windwaker HD or try out Sonic Boom?

False remorse

"I got caught, therefore I'm sorry."

How many criminals were honestly sorry and turned themselves in for their crimes? Not enough.

Not being allowed to bear a grudge

According to many people, the first stage of healing your wounded soul is to forgive the person that did you wrong. And I find that a load of bull.

Why would you give that person a free card? How will they learn from their evil deeds if the victims are taught to accept it, and thus there are no real consequences for them?
A bully should know he's scum, a cheater should know he's scum, and a murderer should know he's scum. Do them a favour and let them know they're scum, otherwise, what will stop them from doing the same thing again tomorrow? The murderer will go to jail, but what about the bully and the cheater?

I think it's quite something to tell a victim they are not allowed to emote. They are angry and they have the right to be angry for the rest of their lives, if they wish to be.

"I don't have problem with ..., some of my best friends are ..."

Give me a break.

Misusing the words "brave" and "heroes"

Why are handicapped children called "brave"? They have what they have and they live life the best they can. There's not much else they can do.

Why are police officers/firemen/soldiers, those who are doing what they're being paid for, called "heroes"? They are doing their job, for which they're being paid for. They knew what they were getting into when they started their training for these jobs.

Both these words should be reserved for people who actually do something, and do that something without any kind of reward or without any kind of expectation from them.
We're getting lazy, we're using the wrong words to describe people or their actions.

Frozen's homosexual message claim

I watched Frozen a little while ago, and although it made me laugh at some parts, I didn't think it was better than all the previous movies Disney made. I was surprised to see that the character everyone drew on the internet was hardly a main character, or has any personality, and I was quite sad it was again a 3D movie. 3D feels so lazy.

Anyway, I was already fairly familiar with the discussions surrounding the movie, but now having seen the movie, I can finally conclude that I hate all of you. For some reason people really felt the need to give this movie an unholy amount of attention and they overglorify it more than Disney's previous recent productions, and really, it's only because people are making up shit about it:

What is the deal with the homosexual message claim?

The whole "homosexual message" is based on the sacrifice and love two sisters have for each other, and to see it as anything else is just messed up. How insane and perverted are you, that your mind turned a bond between sisters into a lesbian love story, and then continue on to attack Disney for making this "o-so-very-obvious gay promotional film to brainwash our children with"?

Sod off, humanity, I can't even look at you anymore.

Victim blame

"Well, if you didn't want to get raped, you shouldn't have worn a skirt."

Isn't that just easy? We all feel so much better than the common animal, but when it concerns crime, suddenly we see ourselves as simple-minded apes, and thus it is always the victim's fault for "tempting" that dumb little animal that is the rapist. I guess you are entitled to have sex with someone who is dressed a certain way?

Okey, I guess you are also entitled to eat the pie someone left out to cool in their window, and to walk over someone's lawn when their porch is open, oh, and everytime you see money out in the open, for example when you're at the cash register paying for your fungus ointment, it is yours. If you can grab it right out of the cash drawer or right out of the cashier's hands, it's yours.

I thought we were supposed to be intelligent beings.

Beauty and the Beast's story in Kingdom Hearts 2

It's the strangest, most depressing thing I've ever seen from the series. Not in a cleverly written or artistic way.
I wonder why I didn't write about this earlier, it always bothered me.

In short, for those unaware of the story: Kingdom Hearts 2 though it was a good idea to have one of their own characters try to talk the beast into suicide.
The beast actually thinking about killing himself and rebelling against Belle was incredibly unneccesary. He and Belle were close in the first game; what makes him think all is lost now. He was turned into such an overcomplicating crybaby, it was hard to sit through his scenes.

This is also why I don't like the Beauty and the Beast direct-to-videos. 
I have the Christmas special, and in that one Belle and the beast have the same good relationship, but then everything turns to shit very quickly, just because Belle wants to celebrate Christmas.
Just. What. And there's another creepy character whispering in the beast's ear, brainwashing his dog brain, turning him into king Emo of I-Can-Trust-No-One-And-It's-No-Use Land.

It just doesn't make any sense. The beast is overreacting so badly in these stories, it's like the writers want the beast to be his douchy depressed self from the beginning, but have to get in done in a time period where he was no longer douchy and depressed. Making him extra douchy and depressed.
If we have to accept these mood swings as canon, I'm urged to ship Belle with Gaston, instead of the beast. At least Gaston is consistent.

Female animals portrayed as males in cartoons

The default for everything seems to be "male". For some reason it's always been easier for us to call a dog we see walking on the street a "he" than a "she", before we identify its gender.
But I still can't get over the cartoons that show animals like ants or bees all being males, or where they introduce a king, as portrayed in the game "King's Quest 5", or even have a mixed community, as portrayed in the movies "AntZ", "A Bugs Life" and "A Bee Movie". And of course, all the gender roles are still there. The hardest work is being done by males.

It must really suck being a girl if the lead character has to be male in an animal community that pretty much only has females. 

Why is the human race so obsessed with male lead characters? We are a mixed community, and the numbers even show there are more women on this planet than men. Slightly more. But for some reason we're still more comfortable with a male hero than a female one. After all, in all the mentioned movies above, it's a male character who has the lead.

That one boring friend

For those who have more than two friends; you can probably relate. Unless you are that boring friend.

In every group of friends there seems to be this one person who lacks iniative to do or say anything, but do well when with people who are funnier and more exciting than them. But whenever you're alone with this friend, you feel like you have to work extra hard to keep the show going and avoid an awkward silence.

These kind of people just leave you tired at the end of the day.

The Westboro Baptist Church

I complained about religion before, but these assholes take the cake. And you know what, in many aspects, these monsters are the "real" Christians. They follow the crippled morals in the Bible without question. Though, they just as easily close their ears when you note them on a faulty or contradicting verse.

Maybe we should all just agree that the Bible isn't really that well written. Still a better love story than Twilight, though.

It's always been a game of "pick and choose" to most religious people, but really, if the claim of the existence of a higher power is in the same book where countless of murders, incest, discrimination and rape is mentioned and accepted, why discard these instances?
I thank you for discarding them, but are you still the devoted follower of God; He who did and accepted it?

Lets close our eyes for everything that is obviously morally wrong, and say "but that was the OLD Testament". Because the new one is so much better, am I right.

Even though they shove everything onto God's shoulders ("Well, I can't say if you're going to Hell, that's up to God"), I still prefer these cowards over the jolly members of the Westboro Baptist Church.
They are so deprived from empathy, it's easy to assume all of these people have brain damage and are a gunshot away from being dangerous psychopaths. The fact they are allowed to give birth and raise children amazes me. Where are child services on them? Isn't brainwashing a child considered abuse?

They are the living example that human beings are very much able to not give a fuck about anything. The moment a member does something "out of line", like holding hands with their boy- or girlfriend in public, they are banned and shunned. And that's pretty much the only favour the Westboro Bapist Church does to its fellow man. And because they are such good sports, they make sure their own siblings and friends hate them forever too, because God and Jesus clearly taught us to hate each other.

The sign of a succesful civilization.

People who announce they're unsubbing

Cry me a river.

What makes you think a popular Youtuber cares about your whiny comment about "how you're disappointed in him" or "his videos aren't funny anymore".
The fact you can't just press the unsub button and leave means you're out for attention.

Justin Bieber fans

Justin Bieber could bite off a kitten's head, and these bitches would still stand up for him.

Justin Bieber is scum who doesn't even bother to hide that fact. 
What are you young women doing with your lives? Why do you lack self-respect so much, that you want to keep battling for the fake love and non-existent attention of this sad creature who doesn't even feel the need to show up and perform on stage if total ticket sales are 50%.

This kid doesn't give a flying fuck about your dumb blonde ass. Your obsessive and sick loyalty is wasted on this wannabe-tough guy.

Winking

Like after a character makes a clever remark or at the end of a movie/episode/whatever. 
It's so incredibly lame.

Dumb people

Dumb people scare me.

I'm not talking about the mentally challenged or anyone who just has a recorded low IQ; I'm talking about the ignorant who choose to stay ignorant.
These people are loud and hateful towards whoever doesn't share their opinion. They rule the internet and the media, and just show the worst side of humanity. The fact they are allowed to suggest/demand rules and laws that the rest of us have to follow, is scary. Idiots should not be allowed to have a say in anything, ever. 

Most are quick to call these people "trolls", but by assuming they're smarter than they appear to be, you're giving them way too much credit.

When the grandchildren of the victims guilt-trip the grandchildren of their wrong-doers

Human history is filled with quite some terrible things, and we've all been less than supportive and caring over each other. But, dearest grandchild of the grandchild of the grandchild of the black slave, is it fair to demand that little white boy to give you special attention and respect, because of something one of his family members "might" have done?
Not only it it quite a stretch to demand anything from a generation that has zero to do with whatever happened in the time before their birth, but who says anyone in his family was a slave owner.

Should the Germans of today go apologize to every newborn Jew?
Just when is it ever going to be enough?
And where do I belong on this scale? My grandfather is black. Should I pay up and get paid at the same time?

No one is anyone's slave anymore.
No one is being gassed in a chamber by a desperate jobless guy anymore.

For shit's sake, stop talking about it.

The claim that women can't drive

Instead of calling another group of people stupid because "it's so hilarious and true", let's look at the actual research and see how many of the people who crash and burn on the road, or make someone else crash and burn, are females.

Fart jokes

It's never been funny. Just never.

Square Enix characters

They all look the same, don't they.

I have a passion for their games, but I can't help but feel that in every game I find a character I've seen in another one of their games. All males have this feminine beauty-thing going on, as for the ladies, naturally, making all their characters the same smooth-skinned, perfect human beings wearing dubious clothes and having fabulous hair.

It's like this company fears ugliness.

Software that tries to install different software

Sometimes Always when you install software, no matter what software these days, there is a section to be found in the wizard where the software is trying to install a completely different program on your computer.
For example, you're installing a virus scanner, and the install is trying to include irrelevant browser toolbars as well. Or wants to change your homepage.

You can deselect the checkbox to prevent these kind of installs, but really, I remember a time where you could just click "next" on everything, without ending up with 15 toolbars raping my browser view and 12 useless shortcuts on your desktop for random software you didn't ask for.

My eye is trained to spot bullshit like this now, but it still baffles me to why this is still being done to people. No one wants this software; so the only people who end up downloading it are the people who missed the note, as it's often shown in a font that's 4 times smaller, or the by people who think they have to install it, otherwise the general install won't continue.
Because that's another thing some of these install wizards like to do: Blackmail you. "You need to install this, otherwise the installation cannot continue". And it's never been true.

When guys dance after being told they're not the father

You know those sleazy talk shows, where there's always a case going on about whether or not the woman sitting in the chair is telling the truth about who the father of her child is.
Too often, those women just want to leach onto a guy to take care of them and their child, and that's terrible enough. It's rarely an honest person sitting on the chair, who really just had intercourse with one man and actually knows what she's talking about. Especially in those kind of shows.

But still, I have to say that the biggest pieces of scum to be the men who jump up and start doing the monkey after they "jumped the bullet".

Way to put value in life, assholes. This is a child we're talking about, and here you are, dancing like a dick because you avoided start taking responsibility for something for once in your sad life.
"Responsibility" is like poison to these guys.

I understand it's really the woman making the claim you're laughing at, but it still involves a living being who didn't ask for any of this. Just, Jesus Christ.

When people want to be different

And end up becoming a group where they're, again, all the same.

In a world where everyone wants to be different, but don't have the creativity of their own to come up with something, no one's different. So, you were never really different to begin with.

What? That person has crazy hair with extensions and feathers and too much eyeshadow? That's so different, I'm going to do that, too.

Be happy with yourself for once, without insulting the rest of the world. The fact you see everyone else as those bland grey figurines surrounding you, and yourself as the one standing out in bright red is a level of arrogance this world doesn't need.
You do realise every single person thinks like this, right? We're all grey to each other, we're all special to ourselves.

There is nothing wrong with being the same or different, whatever you consider different, but people use the concept incorrectly. They only use it to distinguish them from the "boring outside world", damn those sheeps, but not when they have the capability to create or discover something big and helpful. Because they don't have that capability.
I only find whiny internet children leaching onto these "I'm special" quotes, and it's why we have emos and, let's be honest, Lady Gaga.

Stop trying so hard all the time.

The "real men/women have curves" battle

Real women are born with a vagina, real men are born with a penis.
The "realness" of one's gender isn't based on how much meat you have on your bones. Just clarifying that for all of you.

The names "Hope" and "Destiny"

Come on now. You don't call your child that.

Super heroes are our slaves

Of course we like to think that super heroes fight crime because that's what they want to do, since they are so good and perfect, but I feel like they are forced to do it by their mortal surroundings.

If you happen to have super powers all of the sudden, it's suddenly your job to protect the whole wide world, with a short side-story about human prejudice and fear to start off your adventures.
And this is what I like about the movie Megamind, as it talks about the issue super heroes face; the fact they are not allowed to choose their destiny, their own future.
Most won't even think about this fact, as we, as the reader, haven't really shown interested in what the super hero wants most of the time. So they were written as just going around town, being a flying super gun, without much personality.
Slap on that cape and be our unpaid army force, otherwise you'd be selfish.

If I happened to be able to breathe under water, is it suddenly my job to inspect and protect all the sea life in the world?

Even now I'm still waiting for a super hero movie that's about someone choosing not to help, the whole movie long, and just wanting to live his life. Would be boring, but it would also be a lesson. But it's hard to pull it off if you introduce evil, indestructible mutants and monsters in your movie. Who is going to take care of those?

When the law protects obvious criminals

We have this TV-show that interviews people who have been scammed, and they always manage to find the criminal, but the fact nothing really happens afterwards is astonishing.

You have all these victims, you caught the guy on camera running away from you like a pussy, so why isn't the police doing anything? Whenever the narrator explains they had the same guy on camera a year ago, or that he's been doing this for 18 years because the court keeps letting him go, I think to myself: Then what's even the point?

Crime pays.

The fact everything has to be a drama game show

I was watching Hell's Kitchen the other day, and as much as that show makes me laugh, I am still wondering what jumping over a 10 foot wall and crawling through mud in order to grab a lobster has anything to do with cooking.

And Hell's Kitchen is certainly not the only TV-show that tends to miss the point of its show sometimes.
To see talented candidates fall off just because they can't put a lasso over a pig seems like a terrible waste, and I wonder if these show hosts ever tried to talk to the directors about it. Especially the honest Gordon Ramsey; hasn't he ever walked into their office and said "What the bloody Hell are you donkeys doing with my chefs! Get out! Get out, Goddamnit!". Not only that, but the candidates in these shows are beyond terrible. There are always a handful of people who only exist for the drama, and have to show pure hate and disgust for everyone else.
It makes me wonder how real all of this really is.

For example: when you watch the American or Australian Masterchef, you sometimes feel like you're watching a soap opera. But then I watch my own version, and people are, well, people. Normal human beings who act how they would act around strangers.
They focus on their own work and progress, and don't waste time badmouthing someone else. We cause no drama.
Having that said, our version is rather boring, because we're all so used to the game-show insanity and drama, everything normal and honest puts us to sleep.

We are turning into horrible creatures.

Bland men with attractive wifes

Or ugly men with attractive wifes.

While I do believe that it's the inside that counts, I've never really understood it. There's only one thing worse than an ugly woman, and that's an ugly man. Lol. I dare to say there are too many of them. Lol again. 
But on a serious note: When I look at these settled men, wether they stopped caring or were just Lady Gaga'd that way, I wonder why they are always accompanied by women with great hair.

You see it in real life and television, and it stays a strange sight. Almost infuriating, sometimes. I have yet to see a blubbery, balding lady with a drop-dead gorgeous man, but it's always an Al Bundy with a Peggy, Homer Simpson with a Marge (who is apparently attractive), Peter Griffin with a Lois (who is apparently attractive), Mimi's parents in "Eliot Kid", and.. a Roger Rabbit with a Jessica.

Hell will freeze over sooner than we'll see a hairy, fat lady with a young toyboy portrayed in any media or in real life.

The monopoly on sex by men

Where all the sexy male prostitutes walking the streets at.
Where all the overload of dicks in TV-series at.
There are not enough slutty men in music videos starring "rich 'n pimpin" gangstah women.
More half-naked men on billboards everywhere, plz, my children need to see equality.

It stays remarkable how our surroundings keeps trying to use these sexual tricks to reel in the attention of men, while on the other side, there's Dr. House who reels in the attention of women by having a sense of humor and badass personality.

Come on, let's be honest here, give any random girl who's never heard of Hugh Laurie his picture. She'll probably won't call him more attractive than Twilight's Edward. And that boy has a strange face already.
The same case with Stephen Merchant, pretty much; no girl found him attractive until he provided the voice of Wheatley from Portal 2, and now everybody uses his lanky image as the human incarnation of the robot ball.
Even so, I'm not saying women aren't as shallow. I'm just saying it sometimes feels like there are more diverse women out there than men, in the sense women are still willing to discover a character's personality. They make a bland-looking or unattractive character look attractive for themselves.

So.
Somewhere in this article I was discussing the monopoly on sex.

Being told what animals are not okey to eat

Why is it accepted by our society to devour pigs, chickens, cows and sheep, but not the animals we consider "pets"? Or horses for that matter. Are horses better than cows? Horses are dicks. Cows are good people.
While you can still order horse at a restaurant near you, when you tell the average little girl you ate horse yesterday, you're a demon.

The argument that we shouldn't eat dogs and cats is either because they're "cute" or "smart enough to teach tricks to, so therefore you shouldn't stick it in your mouth", while I think "cute" is an opinion and people who mention the latter know nothing about pigs. Any animal is capable of learning at least something, and the animals we eat also have their own personality. They are not less valuable than any other animal.

It's interesting to see how different cultures put different values on animals.

Dreams

I love lying in bed and thinking of stories, but the images created by my unconsciousness are often less than pleasing.
 
I always have vivid dreams I often fully remember after waking up. My dreams tend to give me more stress than real life does, as I always seem to be trying to understand something, have to do some kind of big chore while the rest does nothing, go back to school, make right with the people who did me wrong, and dreams about my teeth falling out of my mouth rule my night life.
Sometimes I don't want to go to sleep, because I fear in what kind of Hell I'll find myself into next. I wouldn't quite qualify most of them as nightmares, either.

I have enough "normal" dreams, but the problem with experiencing dreams as real life is that when shit is going down, you'll just give yourself a heart attack someday and wake up dead. So, not wake up at all.

I wonder what to do about it, but there's never been a pattern.

Game of Thrones

I watched the first few episodes, and I am just not impressed by any of it.
It was all pointless sex scenes to me.

So again, I'm missing something about the "greatest thing ever currently on television". It gets tiresome sometimes.

Animal whisperers

Not like Cesar Millan, but like these annoyingly cheesy people who pretend to know what an animal is "saying".
Animals don't talk and hardly think, let alone ponder; and especially don't do it in the human language, never mind all the different languages out there, or in a language even slightly similar to ours.

To sit here and listen to some crazy hippy woman rambling to some dog owner that the dog "realises he's been castrated, but understands and wants his owner to stop regretting it" is just an amazing load of bull I can't get over. This scenario I actually saw on television.

But not only that annoys me, but also these regular pet owners who talk "for" their pets, and greeting cards of animals who look like they clearly don't know where the heck they are, but some cute text on the card is apparently showing the exact thoughts they had that moment.

"I love you from the bottom of my bark" says the tiny confused dog in the pink basket wearing a hat.
Yes, I'm sure he "said" that.

"Sassy" Western black women

Arrogant, loud, and just way too full of themselves. Every other woman is a "bitch" to them, and they have no respect for anything or anyone on the planet.

Also, show some respect to yourself and stop straightening your hair. Who told you curly hair isn't pretty.

Pink

I always disliked the colour pink, but now I'm older, I finally know why.

Pink is one of those colours that was basically "invented" by cooperations. For girls. Made to make money.
I find anything that has to seperate two genders from each other to be bullshit, which is also why the colour blue gets a frown, but it hurts my eyes less, so I'll give it a pass.

Pink is like the eyelashes on a female cartoon character, pink is like the ribbon in Minnie Mouse's hair, while really, she looks like Mickey Mouse in every single way. But a few cliché female touches takes care of that, apparently.
It doesn't matter what kind of girl you are; if you have that extra hole in your body, they're adding you to the pink team. Those goth ladies and tomboys must be thrilled, especially.

I don't understand why so many girls go with it, either.
Either they've just been brainwashed by their surroundings since birth, as we've all accepted pink to be the colour of their genetalia at this point, or maybe it is the conclusion of a very long and deep scientific research that pink is what appeals to the female gender, because eyeballs and brain registration and shizzle.
I just made myself laugh, so that must totally be it.

Smiling cartoon animals on butcher signs

It's not something that annoys me, but when you think about it, these kind of mascots for these kind of instances are the creations of a psychopath. And we're okey with it. So, we are also psychopaths.

All these cute cartoon pigs and chickens look just thrilled about you buying from the companies that slice them up. Can you imagine a truck transporting human flesh with a smiling human mascot on the truck giving you a thumbs up?

Never mind that we don't eat human meat, but the cheery mascot would certainly make it worse.

The arrogance in the fashion world

Most of the clothes look bland or ugly, most of the models look bland or ugly, and I'm not impressed by the Photoshop skills of the photographers; the world of fashion is a joke made up by pompous people who want to act serious business.
Are you serious. It's people wearing clothes. Usually clothes that are so clumsy, out-of-place or fragile, they are completely useless in real life.

But the fashion world isn't real life. It's not for real people. It has no real value or evolutionary purpose, it's just a fancy game of dress-up for people who either lost touch with reality or are in love with themselves.
And still, that's a very selective group, as models always have to follow these retarded rules. You can have a drop-dead gorgeous girl, but they tell her she will never make it because she's half an inch smaller from Hagrid, so they go for this square-faced, pig-eyed lady because she has long legs.

When I look at these overglorified and overexpensive clothes, it's obvious I'm missing something, as I'm more impressed by my 7 dollar sweater. No one would want these clothes, no one could wear these clothes in public, people would just smirk at you. 
Why do these clothes exist?

I am completely fine with people making their own stuff, but who was it who decided it was worth anything.
I used to make mermaid tails out of my socks for my stuffed animals. So, yeah, if you want one, 1200 dollars each. Or wait, I don't have a holy approval from some arrogant designer who got a holy approval from some other arrogant designer yet. Aw, I'm just a smelly, uneducated commoner, then.

The fact some of them yank 14 year old girls from school to go do catwalks in New York already tells us they think they're better than giving people an education.
The fact some of them let girls starve, just so they can fit a skirt that easily could've been adjusted, tells us they think they're better than reason.

Still, as uninteresting the clothes tend to look, I've always been more bothered by the models.
Is there anything more beautiful or inviting than a smile? It certainly is. And that's why the models aren't beautiful or inviting. SMILE, YOU WENCHES.
I can't blame the models for this one, though, as some joker once decided that catwalkers should look like they're heading straight for their archenemy, so it's one of the rules of being a catwalker. Apparently it's attractive to look like a bitch? 
The frown of these girls is so deep, their eyebrows actually create a shadow over their eyes. But hey, if scowling is a sign of beauty, I'm a supermodel. Especially now I'm writing this.
The girls look unhappy to wear the clothes and unhappy to exist; just how does that sell their image or the clothes?

But not just their image is crap. Like I spoiled earlier on, some of these models are just not that special. I see people like them walk the streets daily, they inhabit the Earth, so why does this one person get the grand title? Especially when I see so many who look far better.
It doesn't help that these models, together with weird clothing, get the worst make-up slapped onto their face.
These models are supposed to be what their occupation tells them they are: beautiful humans, for the purpose of showing of other people's crap. But I do not envy them in any way. These people are not my idol or my God. In fact, they make me feel pretty.

My inability to be a hater

I'm pretty sure people would disagree with me on that, as having an (negative) opinion automatically qualifies you as "being a hater", and I have devoted an entire blog to everything I dislike in the world, but, I'm talking about a very distinctive kind of raging that I'd just love to do, but can't get myself to do it.

Leaving negative comments on every terrible video and drawing I can find on the internet, that sounds like a dream to me.

Even after everything I complained about, I'm still not really a hateful person in body and mind. We all have those things that make us swell up with that hot feeling of anger, or we're simply so sick of seeing something, we want to tell them in the comments section.

I want to tell those artists they are sick fucks.
I want to tell those artists they are following the shittiest fad ever, and it looks retarded.
I want to tell that very famous and loved Youtuber their videos are unfunny.
I want to tell that very famous and loved Youtuber they are a waste of time.

It would make me feel so incredibly relieved if I approached the instances, that were often the reason I wrote some of the articles on here, and just destroyed them. I cheer for the people who rage for me, but that's nearly not often enough; and so, I'm stuck watching shitty things "appear" good, because everyone in the comment section is a sick/delusional fuck, just like the creator, and they cheer for him.

Wow, that character assraping that other character is so kawaii!

The reason this blog exists is to satisfy myself. With who else can I talk about these things? I won't bottle up my emotions for these awful creations these awful people created. The fact is, as long I'm not giving out any specific links, I'm in the blue, and being in the blue simply means I appear slightly less assholish.
Your image matters, and while we're on the internet, I don't feel much for making an ass out of myself. There are people following what I do, so I can't really make use of that internet anonymity.

Besides, while most can agree that, for example, fetish art does not deserve any kind of respect, you have to realise that certain art attracts certain people, so you can expect nothing else but a 50-to-1 fight with "fans" who make you look like the villain.
It is such a tremendous waste of time explaining mental cases why they're mental, and I've done it before. And I probably will in the future, but I always try to avoid starting neverending arguments.
I hate arguments more than I hate my inability to be a hater.

Vore

Why.

I honestly, honestly believe we should dispose of all people who have a vore fetish for the good of mankind. I honestly, honestly do.

To spare any unknowing people from looking up what I'm talking about:
"Vore" is the act of eating someone, and that person being just thrilled to serve as food. The point is to get sexually aroused by it. You are a good person if you don't.

But it's good to know who we can eat or sacrifice when the zombie apocalypse starts. At most they'll just get a boner.

Flavourless tea

Or tea that tastes like "something", but not what it promotes on the package.

You know those teas; strawberry, fruitmix and even chocolate, they all smell absolutely delicious. But that's pretty much where it ends.

Why is it so impossible for manufacturers to make a tea that tastes like how it smells?

Man-made VS "natural"

Why aren't man-made things considered natural?

Is the ball rolled up by a dung beetle not natural? Are beehives not natural? I recon they are; so why do only the things made by humans get their own shameful little corner?
No matter how fancy, our creations are still made out of whatever the Earth gives us, including our "Earth-damaging" plastic products.
It's alright to give something a label for the purpose of clearification, but "man-made" is one of those words that's being associated with evil, it seems.

People keep making this awkward distinction between humans and animals. It doesn't matter we wear pants, we're still just one of the many animals on this planet. We are "natural".

Homosexuals who dress like women

It kinda defeats the purpose of being homosexual. Why would you want to look like/date someone looking like the gender you're not attracted to.

Female orgasm stories

I'm only mentioning this because it seems to take over the internet for no reason.

Stories about girls playing naked with their hamsters, with as result the hamster climbing inside their crotch, or having maggots inside of you because your boyfriend uses mayonnaise as lube; all these stories claim these women had great orgasms while their bodies were being destroyed by these made-up causes.

I'll reveal something shocking to you: women don't get orgasms that easily. There is no such thing as a "g-spot", there is only stupidity and wishful thinking. Both mean pretty much the same thing, though.

Mail-order brides

Because marriage is sacred and the life of a woman valuable, am I right.

There are no innocent people in an affair

I just heard a song on the radio about a breakup caused by an affair, with the guy who "persuaded" the woman singing the song. He sang about how the woman loses the man who actually loved her, with him admitting she is just one of his many screws, and that the whole breakup is his fault.
He's actually blaming himself.

What.

What about the woman? In order to create an affair, there are two parties required; thus both parties are to blame, because they are both involved. You can't just point at the guy who knew she had a relationship and has no real interest in her, just what was the woman's excuse in this song?

I think you lost your right to cry about your ex-partner if you went ahead and slept with someone else for no reason. I dare to say: you are an even bigger swine than the guy with the obvious intentions.

Ugly characters are never the hero

I'm mainly discussing cartoons here, but live-action movies can be just as guilty.

While you always have your few exceptions, the majority seems to agree with each other that the main character(s) of a story needs to be attractive, and background characters, comic relief or villians are allowed to look as out-of-place as they want to be.
As evil has always been associated with ugly people, I'm surprised we all haven't brainwashed ourselves to go kick ugly and old people to death yet. What's next, video games don't really make children violent? Preposterous.
But seriously, we still prefer Aladdin over Jafar, but I think all those Photoshopped pictures in fashion magazines have more to do with that.

While we like to believe it's the inside that counts, you'll still have to wonder: would any of the Disney princesses end up with their Prince Charming if they weren't pretty?
Would our beloved Cinderella, goodhearted and hardworking, got what she deserved if she wasn't pretty? The answer is no. The prince fell for her looks and amazing dress. Nothing else.

Even in "Cinderella 3", where the prince had spend more time with Anastasia, compared to Cinderella, the guy still chooses for the girl he danced with for 1 minute and knows nothing about. Honestly, because she is prettier. Was it such an impossible thought for him to grow fond of Anastasia?
Basically, good things only come to those who work hard and look drop-dead gorgeous. Mainly the latter.

Even Quasimodo from Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" doesn't really get what he deserves. While he's the hero of the story, he is cast aside by Esmeralda for the bland and self-important Phoebus. Honestly, because he is prettier. Never mind that Esmeralda and Quasimodo have a way better relationship.
I don't want to force anyone onto anyone, since Esmeralda is still her own person, and if she falls for someone else, then that's fine, but she has no real connection with Phoebus. It would've made more sense if she didn't fall in love with anybody, and the movie ended with her being her free and independent self.

Besides being "ugly", most villains also adore the colour black. Which isn't really fair towards those with black hair.
We could use lesser clichés, and we should stop making villains less appealing by making them less appealing. No child will cheer for a character that has a rotten personality, we don't need to make them ugly.
Maybe we should start teaching children that, in fact, pretty people are usually the douchebags.