Female orgasm stories

I'm only mentioning this because it seems to take over the internet for no reason.

Stories about girls playing naked with their hamsters, with as result the hamster climbing inside their crotch, or having maggots inside of you because your boyfriend uses mayonnaise as lube; all these stories claim these women had great orgasms while their bodies were being destroyed by these made-up causes.

I'll reveal something shocking to you: women don't get orgasms that easily. There is no such thing as a "g-spot", there is only stupidity and wishful thinking. Both mean pretty much the same thing, though.