Mary Poppins

I'd like to talk about Mary Poppins as a person.

As we all know, this lady has the title of "all-perfect, super-friendly, imaginative nanny", but when I look at her, I see an angry woman who rather avoids having fun and only uses her witchcraft to get children off of their asses to clean up their room.
Let's be realistic here, so far we can be in a movie like "Mary Poppins", and look at how Mary would stand on her own without the help of her friend, Bert.

She wouldn't. She's boring.

Bert would've been a more fun nanny for these two children than Mary; he is the one who started these adventures. If he didn't, o-so-perfect Poppins would've stayed at home.

She is far from nice and far from perfect. Mary Poppins is like a grumpy old teacher; strict and grey. I don't get why people are charmed by her.