8/26/2013

Justin Bieber

I never was a Justin Bieber hater. I just never understood why people made fun of him, or more precisely, his voice. The kid can sing. You can dislike the songs, but he can sing.
He was still young when he started his career, and it would've been dumb to expect anything but a high-pitched voice from a preteen; yet apparently the majority was this painfully dumb, as the insults about him sounding like a girl were the most loved. Super mature of you all.

I tried to stay a bit up-to-date about Justin Bieber and all his falling-off-tables adventures, as you want to know if the hate you get exposed to on the internet is justified. In general the internet is often somewhat on the right track, but I never really saw Justin himself do anything bad.

Young boy Bieber acts like a total tool in his music videos and has some kind of gay fetish for Jesus Christ, but I didn't consider him "bad". Justin is the product and slave of the music industry; so was probably instructed to play "gangstah" and "pretty boy" in his music videos, and the majority of Americans (and perhaps Canadians) are extremely religious. So. Why doesn't he fit in with a crowd that in general considers everything what Justin Bieber is and does normal.

I still never found that answer for the old Justin Bieber.

But I found a loud and clear answer for the Justin Bieber of today. 

The guy grew up to be a total piece of shit, and now only lives to waste our oxygen.
It's like the internet bullied him so hard about his young/feminine side, he now has the urge to play the badass rebel who high fives negros for breakfast as a sad attempt to prove the internet wrong. Bieber turned into a real bitch, and I want to know what his parents were doing when he was pissing in the cleaning supplies of a hotel janitor. 

Does Jesus Christ know what you're doing, Justin. Or is kissing Jesus' ass a cheap attempt to recieve sympathy from your American audience. If you're honestly so obsessed with the guy and think he's real, you know your fake explanations and crippled apologies won't convince him. They're already not convincing us. You were called on stage to recieve your one millionth award, and the audience boo'd your ass. Take off those damn sunglasses, boy, they are too big for your smug face.

Just why does he have this need to compensate. He's already famous; who does he want to convince. Bieber is so incredibly loaded with money, why does he have the urge to look like he's "livin' the hard thug life on the cold streets of Pimp Town". He's not even a rap artist, he sings pop. Just what the Hell.

Buy yourself a proper suit, get yourself a normal hairdo, some less shitty friends who are a bunch of wannabes themselves, and do something productive. Like getting beaten by your parents for being an asshole. You still have parents, do you.


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