Toilet bowls without a bottom

With other words: toilet bowls that are basically just a bucket of water, and everytime you take a shit or a piss, your own shit and piss-water jumps up right back at you.

Why. Why do these exist.
I can't even say if this type of toilet is typically American or just cheaper and therefore more popular. Either way, there exists something better, Americans.

Bisexuals

I've been struggling to confess my dislike for bisexuals. But then I figured I'm allowed to express my opinion, so here is my bigoted confession.

I really tried to sit and think about bisexuality before forming and letting out an opinion, and I've been sitting and thinking for at least 8 years. I don't want to not understand people, but bisexuality is a behaviour/preference I don't understand, even if I tried. I've never been able to accept bisexuality as a legitimate sexuality, which I find strange of myself, as I accept the strangest things.
 
It's hard for me to believe they are the same as heterosexuals and homosexuals; how is it possible to be born with this attraction for both genders? How can you feel attracted to two completely different body types? Heteros and homos stick to one gender and don't just feel like they're more into breasts than dick one day, so how does it work?
Bisexuals give me the feeling they just say "fuck it" and go for whatever gender replies to their dating video tape. I simply cannot relate with people who are attracted to two completely different body types and completely different ways of making love. And as I cannot relate, I don't understand. That is what I know.

I just want to know, is bisexuality an honest thing. Or are these people actually one thing, and in a curious mood cross the border for a little while? Or do they have some extreme sexual gay fantasies and just call themselves bisexual because of it? Or do they simply don't know, until they've found the one?
I find it especially interesting that the internet always had a fad going on where it's considered "cool" or "edgy" to call yourself bisexual. And emo. These people make the whole thing look like a joke.

"Preggers"

Hate the word "preggers". What keeps you from typing "pregnant".

Bronies

My Little Pony was supposed to have the same kind of audience as the Bratz and Barbie cartoons, yet all the little girls were immediately pushed aside by adult men the moment it aired. Adult men with a passion for drawing pony pussy and having conversations with each other about what pony they'd rather fuck.

The girls this cartoon was meant for have no place to turn to, as everything redirects them to pornography or disturbing conversations. This is the overall image the fandom created for itself.
 
Just where are all the little girl watchers, anyway.

The shittiest point of defense I've heard from adult fans is that My Little Pony was meant for everyone, because almighty Goddess Lauren Faust said so. 
No. What the creator meant is that families could watch this with their children without having the immediate urge to pull their hairs out. Neither Hasbro or Lauren looked at the old My Little Pony series and said to themselves "Yeah, let's make this toddler show the next Batman: The Animated Series". 
Lauren just modernized it, like what happens to every cartoon at this day and age, but that doesn't mean the intended audience is now you, sir. 
Does that mean that just because a show is intended for someone, someone else couldn't possibly like it? Of course not, but that is not the issue I'm discussing if you bothered to read the first sentence of this paragraph.
 
Of course Lauren smiles at the final result and talks over it like it was all her intention. What is she supposed to do, shoo you and tell you to get a real hobby? You are earning her golden buckets of money; she's willing to show up at brony conventions and let her picture get taken with some rabid overaged fans for that.

I watched a few My Little Pony episodes long ago, and there wasn't much to dislike. But it obviously felt it was created for little girls. Apparently I'm one of the few who realized that.
Still, I already agreed with myself that it's not the cartoon itself I despise. I can't hate on shows for young children; no matter how silly, it would be a waste of my time to criticize Dora the Explorer or The Teletubbies, as it simply wasn't made for people of my age. My Little Pony is not too bad. Just a bit bland.

Having that said, I understand how an adult "could" say: "My Little Pony is not too bad", but that is not the case. This series summoned the basement child in every man, and they feel no shame for dressing themselves up as a pink fluffy pony or fighting each other about a toddlers' show.

You read reports about men fucking random horses while crying out the name of their favourite character, other men showing off their enormous sad collection of pony toys on the news, and the rest of the world has to suffer under this bullshit internet fad where they try to be cool by typing things like "I'm going to love and tolerate the fuck out of you". I'm sorry, but you already lost when you chose that My Little Pony screenshot as your profile picture.

I like how there are so many guys hating on things like Justin Bieber and Twilight, especially ridiculing all female fans over the age of 20, yet somehow My Little Pony isn't considered "gay" or "not for the senile".
Anyone who dares to question the show and its fans on the internet gets attacked by this stampede of wannabe-ponies. This is overused: but where is your "love and toleration" there.

Every fandom has their share of batshit crazy people, but after all the things I've heard and seen about the My Little Pony fandom, they take the rainbow cake. 
The fact stays that teenage and adult fans are the ones that destroy a cartoon fandom, as you won't see any 7-year-olds create sexual fanart or terrible fanfictions. My Little Pony simply didn't need to be a victim to this kind of filth.

Ironically enough, my little sister doesn't like My Little Pony at all. 
I was curious one day and wanted an honest discussion about bronies with my younger siblings, as they are pretty much the intended audience, and interestingly enough they were laughing their asses off.
I'm not the type to put words in their mouth, as that would defeat the point of having a discussion, and told them about this fandom as objectively possible. But even these children could not understand the attraction these grown men have towards these girly animals.

What else is ironic is the fact these "diehard" bronies hate the old My Little Pony series. I watched a few episodes of those as well. 
They. Are. Exactly. The. Same.

Justin Bieber

I never was a Justin Bieber hater. I just never understood why people made fun of him, or more precisely, his voice. The kid can sing. You can dislike the songs, but he can sing.
He was still young when he started his career, and it would've been dumb to expect anything but a high-pitched voice from a preteen; yet apparently the majority was this painfully dumb, as the insults about him sounding like a girl were the most loved. Super mature of you all.

I tried to stay a bit up-to-date about Justin Bieber and all his falling-off-tables adventures, as you want to know if the hate you get exposed to on the internet is justified. In general the internet is often somewhat on the right track, but I never really saw Justin himself do anything bad.

Young boy Bieber acts like a total tool in his music videos and has some kind of gay fetish for Jesus Christ, but I didn't consider him "bad". Justin is the product and slave of the music industry; so was probably instructed to play "gangstah" and "pretty boy" in his music videos, and the majority of Americans (and perhaps Canadians) are extremely religious. So. Why doesn't he fit in with a crowd that in general considers everything what Justin Bieber is and does normal.

I still never found that answer for the old Justin Bieber.
But I found a loud and clear answer for the Justin Bieber of today. 

The guy grew up to be a total piece of shit, and now only lives to waste our oxygen.
It's like the internet bullied him so hard about his young/feminine side, he now has the urge to play the badass rebel who high fives negros for breakfast as a sad attempt to prove the internet wrong. Bieber turned into a real bitch, and I want to know what his parents were doing when he was pissing in the cleaning supplies of a hotel janitor. 

Does Jesus Christ know what you're doing, Justin. Or is kissing Jesus' ass a cheap attempt to recieve sympathy from your American audience. If you're honestly so obsessed with the guy and think he's real, you know your fake explanations and crippled apologies won't convince him. They're already not convincing us. You were called on stage to recieve your one millionth award, and the audience boo'd your ass. Take off those damn sunglasses, boy, they are too big for your smug face.

Just why does he have this need to compensate. He's already famous; who does he want to convince. Bieber is so incredibly loaded with money, why does he have the urge to look like he's "livin' the hard thug life on the cold streets of Pimp Town". He's not even a rap artist, he sings pop. Just what the Hell.

Buy yourself a proper suit, get yourself a normal hairdo, some less shitty friends who are a bunch of wannabes themselves, and do something productive. Like getting beaten by your parents for being an asshole. You still have parents, do you.

Fake screenshots

I roll my eyes whenever I see artists upload "fake screenshots" at Deviantart.
But to be honest, I'm surprised at myself for that. The concept is pretty cool, and in general it's something I would draw.

But I didn't, as these screenshots give me the impression there is no real story behind them. I know that most people who draw these fake screenshots just draw something random, and only upload these pictures with the purpose of bragging about their "screenshot skills". While the majorty of these screenshots aren't even good.
They draw some kind of character, with some kind of expression on his face, doing something random, and they put whatever subtitles fits this character's actions. And that seems another feature of these drawings; subtitles. 
I'm not sure why, as not everything is foreign or an anime, but the concept is probably based off of anime. Isn't it always.

A muted screenshot says a whole lot more words, guys.

Though, I hope I'm wrong about this and that every fake screenshot has a beautiful story to go with it. But they give me the impression that they don't.
I guess I care too much about stories.

The minions from "Despicable Me"

Terrible creatures that hurt my soul every time I see or hear them. How they became so popular baffles me. They certainly aren't the best the movie has to offer.

But people honestly seem to like these abominations, and it almost makes me think I'm missing something. Or simply don't have a sense of humor. Yet I like Gru, so maybe I just like jokes you can actually understand.

But I've said it before; these creatures are unfunny Rabbids ripp-offs, which is quite a feat, as Rabbids themselves are terribly unfunny, and the fact they are so liked by the majority of people is probably what makes me hate them. 
Popular things are often hated.