Nothing personal, American swines, but I just don't like you. Especially not as a group.
America: a proud country that symbolizes freedom and grand opportunities for all. Of course only if you're white.
Let's just ignore the "proud" history this "proud" country had, because didn't we all had to kill an entire race, steal their land, and then enslave another race to build up an all-perfect society? Since America alone, including its ego, is a big part of the planet itself, I guess that counts as "all", so I'm not that far off.
But of course none of today's Americans have much to do with what happened in the past, so you can't keep attacking them for it, but then why would they still scream things like "I'm proud to be American" and "God bless America"? Because frankly, if you're American, you're not cool. In fact, you're the biggest scum in the world.
You may think you have allies, but you don't. There isn't a single country that likes you, which is rather sad. Smart and respected Americans are Americans who don't live in America.
America is also the living proof why world peace wouldn't work out; after all, it consists out of multiple countries all in one.
There is no other country in the world where people are so stupid and exaggerating.
There is no other place in the universe where people are so war- and powerhungry. This all makes me wonder why the rest of the world didn't already join forces to bomb them to the ground.
What I also don't like is that they make fun of the British and their "accent". They are the ones with the accent, they are the ones who have trouble with the English language, the British were there before them. It were the stupid British who moved from England to America; and somehow they weren't even able to keep their own language intact.
America has a long way to go, but I fear they'll never change.
